You might think you’ve peeped the scene
The real one is far too mean
The watered down, the one you know
Was made up centuries ago
They made it sound all wack and corny
Yes it’s awful blasted boring
Twisted fictions, sick addictions
Well gather round children
Zip it listen!
You either eat ass or you ain’t about booty
Seriously folks, think about your metaphors for a moment. “I don’t have a tank, sir. It’s going everywhere” nearly made me spit tea all over myself.
Every Time I Die - Bored Stiff